I know I will.

 

In the mean time, here is a list of things:

 

1. Tap water is fine, drink it.

2. When guys have to choose a single super power, they will choose the one that makes them a bigger pervert.

3. Any fruit bearing tree can prove that money does grow on trees, just not in the currency you're used to.

4. If you really want to ruin a hockey game, throw a bag of salt on the ice

5. I wish there was more crunchy fish

6. Major league baseball has sucked since the strike

7. Why hasn't Virtual Reality tried to make a comeback yet?

8. If you steal a fine art piece, where the hell do you get away with selling it?

9. There has to be at LEAST one last treasure chest burried SOMEWHERE. It's time to start digging.

10. What is the career path to become a drug lord?

11. Code Geass is a great anime, everyone should watch it.

12. Preacher is a great comic book, every cool person not easily offended should read it.

13. Has modern society hampered the physical evolution of humans?

14. If you ever become the last person on earth, remember to eat the foods you scavange in order of how fast they spoil. It may be the last spicey chicken you get for a while.